Who is Ryan Green?
My path to success - HOW I KEEP LOSING IT
Quite simply, I drink too much sometimes. If rum and coke had a stock- I'd be investing. It's just so good. Eventually though, my messages begin looking like I'm playing scrabble. Then, before you know it, I plough on into the night. Where are my belongings, who knows?
Mr Brightside?
If that comes on, I'll give my phone to a girl to put her number in, and run into the sunset. Watch out though, I'll accuse her of theft later on.
We have a table booked?
No worries, let me lob my bag under it and forget about it until 3am. My bag is your bag.
Do I still use bank cards?
Absolutely...did you not know I have a Platinum Amex? Well I don't use mobile banking because my phone got nicked. I'll also wield currency until my friends confiscate the bank card and shove it in their underwear.